“why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola” because they’re astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you’re getting mad at the wrong people
*walks into Starbucks and violently shakes the barista* LOOK WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A NEW BED FRAME THEN????
Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.
#if you don’t then you’re the white ppl other white ppl are wtfing at
I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))
Ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast. They’ve done this before.
it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

except actually you do bc the only reason you’re inclined to do that is bc the patriarchy has ingrained it into your brain so much that you actually think you want it. critically analyze your choices.
^ yep
It’s called false consciousness…the result of being force-fed propaganda from the day you were born.
Bruh… I shave my legs because I like to be smooth like a dolphin and I smile because shit makes me happy. I don’t do it because of any patriarchal propaganda. I do it because I’m a human being with my own thoughts and feelings and wants and needs and I can make my own decisions. I see where you’re coming from and I GET THAT but no. Just all over no. Fifty shades of no.
if zayn lived during the renaissance period i can guarantee that leonardo da vinci would’ve painted him and not the mona lisa